And like that, I'm back (as if anyone cared).

I guess it's time to explain my long, long absences. Here goes (once again, nobody cares).

About two years ago I got FL Studio 6 on my computer (pirated, of course), and started messing around with it. Within the next few months I had made some crappy repetitive techno, and decided to upload it here. Some of them got good comments, most of them were shit. Anyways, the next year I moved out of my dad's house to live with my mom, leaving my Alienware at my dad's. That was the reason for my first major absence. That summer, I went to Hawaii to visit my grandma and made a few new songs, some of which were actually tolerable. I came back, moved in with my dad again, and started making new songs. That's when everything went to shit. My Alienware's power supply shorted, frying my processor. At the time, I didn't know shit about computer hardware, so I just let it be and promised to buy myself a new Alienware. Second major absence. I'm technically still on that one. Anyways, I haven't not been doing nothing during this absence. I've been spending a lot of time examining music and listening to underground and unsigned bands, expanding my music vocabulary, so to speak. I have also been learning a fuckton about computer hardware, and have come to realize that Alienware is an overpriced whore that is now owned by Dell. Anyways, I have all the parts picked out for my new comp which I am building my self, and plan to buy them in a month or so. Expect to see new stuff by me in the coming months.

As a side note, I also started lurking 4chan for a while, till I realized it was just a bunch of 16-28 year olds complaining about furries and newfags while postings overused and unfunny meme's every chance they got. I think old anonymous was probably a pretty cool guy, eh made fun of stuff and didn't afraid of anything, but the newer anons are just a bunch of attention whores that seem to think 4chan is some kind of exclusive group. It's not, it's a fucking imageboard forum. A FORUM.

.... Yes, I realize how gay the last post I made (and most of the text on my page) is/was. Didn't occur to me at the time.

Speaking of gay, you must watch this video. It is made of win and awesome.

This pic always makes me lol for some reason

So I fianlly started a webcomic. It's been a goal of mine for a while, but i couldn't find a reliable free server to host it on.

You know what, that's a lie. I was just being lazy.

Anyways, I was reading the latest comic at Digital Unrest when i decided to go check out the links section. As usual, most of the comics on the list were ones that i had already checked out and didn't like, or ones that I already kept up with. I hit the bottom of the page, and go to lick the back button, when i notice some text at the bottom. "If you're interested in starting your own webcomic, SmackJeeves.com is a great free host". I sat there staring at the text, wondering if i should just go for it. Of course, I did, and the result of this crazy idea can be found at http://awwcrap.smackjeeves.com/

I would love some feedback, if possible.

In other news, I've become completely addicted to Muse. I could literally listen to the whole Black Holes and Revelations album over and over! My favorite tracks are definitely Knights Of Cydonia, Starlight, and Hoodoo. If I'm ever in a huge battle, I want Knights Of Cydonia playing in the background, when I have a wedding, I'm having Starlight playing, and when i die, Hoodoo at the funeral.

I think it's the combination of Matthew Bellamy's haunting and melodic voice with his awesome guitar riffs and, as odd as it sounds, the classically influencd piano compositions.

Fuck I love Muse.

I've also taken a huge interest in the UNKLE remix of People Are Strange by The Doors. Great remix. I wasn't sure if i liked it at first, but now i prefer it to the original.

Below is the most awesome picture you will ever see.

Ever.

Well, it's been about two months since I've done anything with this profile, so i decided to make some new images. Still not too sure about the banner though, anyone wanna help?

The reason I've been gone so long is that my 5 year old Alienware finally crapped out on me T_T . I've been shopping on NewEgg.com for parts and I finally made a decision. Now all I need is $750 dollars >_< .

If anyone cares (which i doubt), new music should be coming in about two months.

Oh, and friend my damn MySpace!!

Personal MySpace
Music MySpace

EDIT:
ectsoman and I have decided to start adding Newgrounds audio to ProjectPlaylist.com.

If you would like your audio added, post a comment with the links to the songs.

Hey, i need some input on my remix for the Switchback remix competition. I haven't finished it yet, so i only have a demo. Please review, and help me out!

Switchback remix (demo)

Holy crap! people actually like my latest song Drop Zone enough to download it!

And it's got a 4.17 rating! (albeit only 30 people have voted on it)

I am amazed!

AMAZED!!!!!

Oh, and check out Seeing Things too!

For those of you who don't spend countless hours browsing the net to find new information on Assassin's Creed, here's some info i dug up.

Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell, who provides a voice for a character in Assassin's Creed, blew the game's overarching plot wide open in an interview with a video game web site, saying

"......the game's events are a "Matrix-style" recreation of so-called "genetic memories", and that the story actually involves a high-tech company that is tapping into subjects' minds to locate the descendants of a famous assassin."

In response to this, Assassin's Creed developer Jade Raymond has reveled that

"....future installments of the Assassin's Creed franchise will take place in different time periods."

Ok, if i wasn't addicted before, i sure as hell am now! Imagine playing this game in the old west!

And now, go check out portal.

it looks like i have become addicted to Assassin's Creed. the game hasn't even come out yet and i think about playing it all the time. i even made a fan page on myspace to express how awesome of a game it is. i cant wait for it to come out, and i hope to god it's released for PC.

everyone needs to see stampers character select. then you need to go post on here